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[email protected] some time...
Basse hat gerade das mit den weissen haaren gefixt
it's a girl and her name is alma (born 17/07/2009)!
good luck everyone - hope to see you again in the future!
Thanks for seven years of sacred fun!
It was great while it lasted!
looking for new job, will code for food!
girls hair accessories updated - as requested by coldmounId
out of money error... insert new project fundings!
it's a girl and her name is joy (born 05/05/2009)!
it's a girl and her name is marina!
it's a boy and his name is sebastian!
it's a girl and her name is emma!
monday morning quest: find my coffee mug in the office!
a man chooses, a slave obeys...
would you kindly...
you can't stop the signal...
you really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn't end with .jpg!
you are the 1.000.000th visitor! congratulations! you won a box of tissues - not!
eating cake 34 percent... oh it's you, then... loading game 1 percent...
give it to frank, he will break it!
downloading secret hairstyles...
...boldly going, where no one has ever gone before. at least not recently.
you just can't trust developers these days-they got even the silly messages bugged!
daha ince ip yok! - ya sacin...
crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
my missus says that a spline is the mathmatical backbone of the game.
checking http://forum.sacredeng.as...ead.php?t=48181 for updates...
checking http://forum.sacred-game....ead.php?t=49871 for updates...
updating funny messages...
there cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full!
mysterious stranger visits: 0
hidden dos secret: add bugs=off to your config.sys!
this game never has bugs. it just develops random features!
i don't have a solution but i admire the problem...
format c: /q /u
yes we can!
beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy!
i might be in the basement. i'll go upstairs and check.
you are here: x
always remember you're unique - just like everyone else...
hard work has a future payoff. laziness pays off now.
funny bugreport #36205: all mounts have a long face cause the off. mount dev is missing!
funny bugreport #33225: cow is standing on a bowl, head ist going out of the fence.
funny bugreport #32056: vegetable fields are killing our physical memory!
funny bugreport #31861: changing hairstyle of a female hero takes ages!
funny bugreport #22650: no sound while pc is burning!
funny bugreport #20991: the ring is lying too obviously!
funny bugreport #18892: there is a npc in the furniture!
funny bugreport #18454: mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow!
funny bugreport #15910: a dagger is called 'dirk'.
funny bugreport #14719: according to the romans, the name of the god had to be 'testa'!
funny bugreport #14523: quest is not finishable!
funny bugreport #14198: the curse of usability is perverted!
funny bugreport #13882: missing effects after stroking down the wand!
funny bugreport #12842: behaviour is boaring!
funny bugreport #11763: horse - missing flight animation!
funny bugreport #7753: a highelf who is playing with a ball is needed.
funny bugreport #7585: spontaneous light switching looks unbeautiful!
funny bugreport #6470: a bush penetrates a tree!
funny bugreport #2078: unbeautiful changes between stairs and sand!
even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out.
mary had a little lamb... chop. it was quite tasty!
do not include <stdheader.h>, use <stdheader> instead!
do not mix varargs with std-containers!
if you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _msc_ver ... #endif!
never use os specific api functions directly, use a wrapper instead!
thou shalt not use the equality operator with floats!
not now! can't you see i'm busy? play something else.
hey buddy! need a cheap wifi cable? only 100$!
checking co2 emissions of your computer...
would you like some salt for your easter egg?
hehehe! you'll never guess what awaits you here!
scroll down the list and choose your favorite silly message. i'm too lazy.
sorry, no health potions available. good luck, nevertheless!
save the earth... its the only planet with chocolate!
*beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeep* *beep*!
no more heroes available. do you want to play as a monster? (y/n)
due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode...
you think sacred2 is going to run on this computer?
...gnidaol
are you still in the loading screen? you need a new computer!
awaiting starting bribe...
searching for saved game... not found. restarting game...
loading wicked witch of the west...
deleting all other games on the computer...
deleting previously saved games...
reverting to sacred 1...
reducing character's life points by half...
loading random hidden killer boss...
... go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect!
two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
pausing game until you finish your chores...
todays special: 2 for 1 at the dragons' breath inn.
would you like to play a game of... world domination?
let's play tic-tac-toe instead, i'll be x...
we'll be right back after this commercial break.
how long can you withstand dragon breath again?
this line intentionally left blank.
security device enclosed.
our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs!
west of house. there is a small mailbox here. exits are east and south.
don't get eaten by a grue!
another visitor... stay a while... stay forever!
wireframe mode activated...
is there life on mars?
do you want to continue? (y)es, (n)o, (m)aybe
there is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
all the doors in ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition.
incredible... it's even worse than i thought it would be.
life? don't talk to me about life!
don't wake me up, i'm working...
to the petercopter!
that'll do pig. that'll do.
the... no, a... no, wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head.
an enum is an enum is an enum!
ze smelten de kazen!
mysle ja jestem paranoik!
ooh, this highelf mount is so cute... mind if i borrow it?
loading sprite #559486753... please wait!
poetry #17: ... and ended up bitten in half.
poetry #17: ... to scare monsters away...
poetry #17: ... he waved it one day...
poetry #17: ... so tiny, it made us all laugh...
poetry #17: there once was a mage with a staff...
poetry #16: ... any many offers of marriage did he get!
poetry #16: ... flowers placed in his hair...
poetry #16: ... his chest was shaved bare...
poetry #16: ... and had to wear the full xrystal's set...
poetry #16: a gladiator once lost a bet...
poetry #15: ... but his friends thought he was a dork.
poetry #15: ... with his pinky pointing up...
poetry #15: ... he drank from a cup...
poetry #15: ... he ate with a knife and a fork...
poetry #15: there once was a civilized orc...
poetry #14: ... seems my toilet is your bathtub as well!'
poetry #14: ... and whispered to the knight...
poetry #14: ... he laughed at the sight...
poetry #14: ... he saw a knight bathing in the town's well...
poetry #14: there once was a zombie from mascarell...
poetry #13: ... 'tis why the water there doesn't taste swell.
poetry #13: ... after done with his fights...
poetry #13: ... he'd bathe every night...
poetry #13: ... who bathed in the town's only well...
poetry #13: there once was a knight from mascarell...
poetry #12: ... and, alas, his poor toon, it was no more.
poetry #12: ... could not play, though he tried...
poetry #12: ... until, when he died...
poetry #12: ... who thought he was playing in softcore...
poetry #12: there once was player in hardcore...
poetry #11: ... and the lag there would make you think twice.
poetry #11: ... ghosts, goblins and things flying...
poetry #11: ... he's protected by ice giants...
poetry #11: ... he was cool but not very nice...
poetry #11: there once was a dragon of ice...
poetry #10: ... that poor little knight from ancaria!
poetry #10: ... e'en with all his might...
poetry #10: ... he'd run from the fight...
poetry #10: ... who suffered from mild hysteria...
poetry #10: there once was a knight from ancaria...
poetry #9: ... have trampled all over my brain!'
poetry #9: ... four elves and an orc...
poetry #9: ... a dragon, five goblins...
poetry #9: ... who cried out 'oh no not again...
poetry #9: there once was a knight with a pain...
poetry #8: ... it'll be released when it's done
poetry #8: ... to say with a grin...
poetry #8: ... it's not a sin...
poetry #8: ... often you feel under the gun...
poetry #8: while coding is not much fun...
poetry #7: ... a patch arrives when it means to.
poetry #7: ... ignore the date...
poetry #7: ... early or late...
poetry #7: ... certainly nothing you can do...
poetry #7: it's something you already knew...
poetry #6: ... quoth the raven, nevermore.
poetry #6: ... we put him back...
poetry #6: ... quick to attack...
poetry #6: ... his grave had a revolving door...
poetry #6: one mod became quite a chore...
poetry #5: ... it's not a bug, it's a feature!
poetry #5: ... supposed to make you feel a chill...
poetry #5: ... death to you in one hit, it will...
poetry #5: ... when he spoke of the amazing creature...
poetry #5: the dev sounded like a teacher...
poetry #4: ... from his computer the mod was grounded!
poetry #4: ... he certainly could not type...
poetry #4: ... all he could do was gripe...
poetry #4: ... by his mother he had been confounded...
poetry #4: it was nearly as bad as it sounded...
poetry #3: ... he was a really good... schmuck.
poetry #3: ... as one of a kind...
poetry #3: ... he didn't mind...
poetry #3: ... his posts were a matter of luck...
poetry #3: there was an admin named chuck...
poetry #2: ... his wife found out all, now he's gone!
poetry #2: ... thought he was smart...
poetry #2: ... he found a young tart...
poetry #2: ... unable to keep his pants on...
poetry #2: there once was a moron named john...
poetry #1: ... hope he stays in the grave full of muck!
poetry #1: ... after getting the sack...
poetry #1: ... he kept coming back...
poetry #1: ... who everyone wanted to chuck...
poetry #1: there was an admin named buck...
removing dead bodies from previous game session...
buddy, fight the good fight!
inflating rubber swords...
i'm here to lead, not to bleed!
tuning guitars for 'blind guardian'... oops, dropped the bass...
tuning guitars for 'blind guardian'... sh*t, broke a string...
supplying merchants with useless junk...
bacon is my favourite vegetable...
how sweet to be an idiot...
good. out of the door. line on the left. one cross each. next. crucifixion?
now that's what i call a dead parrot.
oh you're no fun anymore.
there's something written about a chance but i don't trust this game...
turn around, i'm behind you!
it seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (c)ancel or (a)llow?
checking mouse driver... checking mouse's driver license...
loading hieroglyph font... translating all texts into ancient egyptian...
oops... no, dryads can't swim.
kiss me, i'm an enchanted cactus!
we got ur char. place 1000000 gold in barrel next 2 the blacksmith, no police!
meditating on the meaning of life...
warning: short circuit detected in your temple guardian!
equipping armor <load: inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_lvl30>
character modeling error - do you mind bearded seraphims?
drawing beards onto your photographs...
looting your fridge...
stumbling over cables... *wham!*... done.
<singing out of tune>
mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen!
load it yourself, you slave driver!
canceling your wedding - you're not suited for each other...
eek! a mouse! plug it out!
eek! it's full of bytes!
we apologize for the fault in loading screen. the responsible parties have been sacked.
don't create multiple postings, use the edit button!
walking in ancaria... brrrzzzlll gugnir is back!
cannot translate silly message into english...
you look rather silly staring at this screen...
as a computer, i find your faith in technology... amusing!
i wish i had a hammer, a hammer in the morning, a hammer in the evening...
no milk and no sacred makes the testers... come up with silly msgs like this one!
loading more blood and gore...
i wish i had a tent with a behavior...
searching for the backstone, please wait!
ladescreen wird mit 'grosser hammer' gehauen, bitte warten..
remember sacred1 bug #4624...
remember rock'n'roll radio...
mc hammer is not lars hammer...
chief justice says 'sacred2 rulez!'
call 911 for support...
next time you better buy some potions!
karl ranseier is dead...
where do you want to kill today?
damn, can't find this silly message file...
please return to your home sir, this area is under guard!
it's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays.'
oh, you again?
are you sure you can still see the real world as real world?
kg & jb... keep on rocking, you guys rule!
checking for 3d buffer... wait, not that one!
never seen such a big... never mind...
when you are leaving, please close the door behind you.
your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. thank you!
pi is exactly 3!
i'm sensing a soul in search of answers...
knowledge is a weapon... i intend to be formidably armed.
warning! your computer will selfdestruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... <kaboom>
warning! cpu temperature reaching critical... shutting system down...
don't you have better things to do than to read silly messages?
there is a hole... in your mind.
the past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us.
do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger!
who wants to live forever? well... i wouldn't mind giving it a try!
understanding is a three edged sword... our side, their side and the truth!
who are you?
the psi corps is your friend, trust the corps!
you must return to the beginning of the end...
and so it begins...
please wait... loading t-energy...
i so wanted to call my weapon lars' hammer, but chickened out, lmao!
attention! this game can change your personality into evil...
purple was here...
mmmm... t-energy! <drool>
this item is not mouseable.
you're part of the game now...
yum... i've eaten your character!
there is no gas for the chainsaw!
there is no spoon!
randomizing your character's name...
activating coffee-machine...
beware! objects in sacred2 are closer then they appear!
the red pill or the blue pill?
warning: t-energy breakout detected!
we're working on the documentation...
/* you are not expected to understand this */
help! your keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...
press ctrl-alt-f4 now for an iq test.
relax, it's only ones and zeros!
press any key to continue or other key to quit...
disc full - press f1 to belch!
backup not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (g)et a beer?
backup not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)anic
access denied - nah nah na nah nah!
cannot find reality.sys... universe halted.
are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
stupid is what stupid does.
can i interest anyone in fruit or dessert?
oh my god!
there's a fine line between genius and insanity. i have erased this line.
it's not a bug, it's a feature!
look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
roses are red, violets are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't...
do not disturb, system is disturbed already!
at some point we'll have our own options.txt, son. one day...
the llama is a lie!
your computer is running... you better go chase it.
did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life?
kosh - gesundheit!
the computer is your friend. trust the computer!
downloading new silly messages...
it's you again! don't you ever sleep?
press x to attack and o to jump...
transforming your character into a seraphim...
no boom today! boom tomorrow! there's always a boom tomorrow.
refilling wyvern pass water bottle...
dude, where's my car?
don't push me. i'm doing my best, but your machine... tztztz...
entering zion...
loooooooaaaaading...
reassembling mobs...
reanimating dead monsters...
searching for available information on dragons - connecting to wikipedia...
seraphim for president!
so you want to be evil... well, i can be evil too. setting enemy level to 999!
deactivating your firewall... please wait...
removing your equipment...
evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.
ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (typo intented)
if you're gonna ride, ride in style!
swiper no swiping!
planet 'bob'?! can't we just call it 'earth'?
no-one is making you live on 'bob'
you can't call a planet 'bob'!?
for sale: dragon-proof armor, used once, slightly scorched...
the 'no dying' sign is now on. please plan accordingly...
health warning: you have been playing for 12 seconds...
operation failed. (a)bort, (r)etry, (i)nfluence with large hammer
the way to the hidden mordor area is in the seraphim library!
how can this task be delayed when i haven't even started working on it?
when it's done! got it?
keep clicking until i say stop!
reset your char to level 1. there are too many high-level chars online...
cut the strings and fly away...
do you really want to start the game? really? are you really sure?
save the world, eat more goblins!
would you mind, if i replace the endboss' face with yours?
wasting energy, please wait...
overclocking cpu: 3,0ghz...3,2ghz...3,4ghz...3,6ghz... ooops, i broke your cpu!
find more easter eggs...
a book can also be, a hat...
two beer or not two beer...
w00t, high settings? with your computer? rofl!
<singing> i can't get no... bug infection...
detected system: windows 3.11 - switching screen resolution to 320x480 pixels.
the only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers!
you don't need a mouse, do you? good, because it did just break...
your soundcard sucks, disabling sound forever...
video ram too small, switching to grid display...
don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster!
if you have a slow pc, you are able to learn every silly message by heart...
counting to infinity, please wait...
hello mr. anderson!
what are you doing? stop that!
pixelshader upgraded to powerpyxelshader...
blocker found! buddy, open the door!
is this a sword in your hand? no it's just a carrot...
uplink to iss established, downloading weather forecast...
yuck, your keyboard is dirty!
it's done, when it's done!
calm down, i am loading...
cut off his head, i need another ashtray...
please insert sacred cd1 and restart application! ... hehe, got you!
welcome to sacred2 30 days trial... hehe... just kidding!
blame canada!
oh my god, you killed benny!
i don't have time to bleed!
no, i'm not a seraphim, i just like to dress this way!
failed to load quests, i will now try to create some on my own...
there's nothing to see here, go ahead.
equipping one hit weapons to random enemies...
starting your mp3s... argh, i can't listen to this anymore, go get some new songs!
shuffling main quest parts...
activating back-to-desktop service...
only sissy coders need to optimize their code!
you fight like a dairy farmer!
scanning mail folder... empty... not even spam mail!
load 'sacred2',8,1...
press y+m+q+enter+space with one hand to continue.
idea for a messagebox: 'this frame was properly rendered!'
deleting all celine dion mp3s...
loading mp3 playlist...
i hate cold ashtrays...
access denied, please enter your id again...
wait, your seraphim just broke a fingernail! call an ambulance!
gort! klaatu barada nikto!
freedom for wolves, ban the shepherds!
checking hard disk capacity... sorry, disc is full!
connecting server... complete. redirecting character to hardcore pvp arena...
i don't need no teenage queen, i just want my seraphim!
dragon inc. is looking for talented junior partners. call 0800-fire.
we're against individual mounts! signed: the horses of ancaria.
schnieeeeeeeepel!
so long, and thanks for all the goblins...
once upon a time...
press play on tape!
where's my wand?
man, what a mess on your harddisc...
<missing silly message>
this may take a while, get yourself some coffee...
insert disc5... oh, you dont have a disc5? ok, filling harddisc with garbage...
failed!
implementing ha-do-ken for seraphim...
we're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid...
loading tombstone engravings...
searching for adult filter...
two regions are closed for maintenance today.
one region is closed for maintenance today.
press f for fast loading now ... skipped. proceeding with slow loading...
we don't have bugs, we have dragons!
i want to be a lumberjack!
ere i am j.h.
this message is intended not to be funny.
you passed!
omg, you're a replicant!
running voight-kampff test...
your oma is now pwned by studio ii!
no, i don't know where xardas is. try somewhere else!
sacred2 has been uninstalled successfully... not!
congratulations, you just have won $3500! click here to claim your prize... not!
get back to work! oh, you have... come back!
you are the weakest link, goodbye!
guessing user age... setting blood level to toddler!
the volume goes to eleven!
uploading user fingerprints to nsa computer...
belial's minions grow stronger!
sponsored by the umbrella corporation.
positioning gps satellites - please standby...
please turn off your monitor to continue.
loading will continue after a short message from our sponsors.
save the seraphim, save the world!
loading is booooring...
i am so lonely...
i am a cute computer... really!
you did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you?
all bugs will be recorded for training purposes.
free coffee and applestrudel, offer expired yesterday.
deleting unique items, please wait...
i don't know what you're talking about, there is no game here...
there is too much cpu usage in zlib.dll!
back again? ha, you don't learn, do you?
i have the power of... of... what's my line again?
trust me on this... don't tickle the dragons!
recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists!
yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no...
computer says 'no'!
i invented the 'hello world' program!
spiderpig, spiderpig...
cookiegirl is the best!
iddqd
you won't get this package if you can not id yourself!
here i am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files.
who is responsible for these silly messages?
oh, it's you again...
use the mouse, luke!
wasn't it called 'path of glory' instead of 'path of gory'?
cpu says you should not start those boring office programs anymore.
what do you think i am doing? loading the game?
your hero does not need food, but you do!
i've calculated your chance of survival, but i don't think you'll like it.
insert coin to continue...
it's a snark! no, it's a boo-...
yellow wizard is about to die...
gaming is about killing time, not killing people...
let's ride some trojan horses...
killing some bugs, please wait...
generating 100 boss monster at starting location...
randomizing constants...
raytracing sunbeams...
war... war never changes...
generating god.exe...
to infinity and beyond!
cheater detected. loading bunnies...
guru meditation...
zulu meditation...
hiding easter eggs...
loading level 512 monsters...
one spatula to flip them all...
no, this is not a silly message.
be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out.
stop staring at this message or i will stop loading!
we are about to find out if you are a worthy adversary...
97 bottles of beer... aaahh, you know the rest...
98 bottles of beer on the wall...
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
loading loadingscreen...
no flash photography allowed in ancaria!
stop pushing that button!
i don't care what you did last summer!
i still know what you did last summer...
i know what you did last summer...
the game will start when it is ready and not before!
your skill in reading is increased by one point!
may contain nuts.
do you like scary movies?
be right back...
ohh... i am loading too slowly? ok, next time you'll load it yourself!
resurrecting dead undead... no, undead dead... uhh...
emergency exits are here, here, and here... hey, look here!
please stand by for an important announcement.
no, i cannot load any faster!
searching for illegal software... just kidding!
trust me, it would have never worked between us...
press alt+f4 for a secret weapon!
getRandomNumber: return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random
if the game does not start in five minutes... wait longer!
sacred2: the most bug free sacred ever!
loading big, giant axe...
follow the white rabbit.
please do not feed the dragons!
loading errors, please wait...
all your base are belong to us.
loading dopefish...
downloading seraphim dna to your computer...
ordering pizza online... i hope you like anchovies with pineapple!
d'oh!
reticulating splines... wth are splines?
corrupting random blocks of memory...
loading bluescreen...
hit any user to continue.
general failure's fault. not yours.
press any key... no, not that one!
coffee missing. insert cup and press any key.
destroying brain cells... 15 percent... 50 percent... duuh...
hail to the king, baby!
whats that behind you???
clicking the mouse will not make the game load faster!
warning: don't try this at home!
computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you... rude gamers!
unloading silly messages, not silly enough!
loading silly messages...
_________________
Nowy w Amorionach?
CECHY RAS ORAZ KLAS
OPISY ELAKKI, SITH, ITP.
OSIĄGNIĘCIA DO ZDOBYCIA
MOST W GÓRACH - ODPOWIEDZI
POMOC MECHANICZNA I FABULARNA
NAJWAŻNIEJSZA KWESTIA ODNOŚNIE GRY
PORADNIKI - JAK PROWADZIĆ SWOJĄ POSTAĆ
KOSZTY ZAŁOŻENIA SIEDZIBY (ZBIERAMY WSPÓLNIE)
LISTA CZŁONKÓW KLANU RAZEM Z KLASĄ I SPECJALIZACJĄ
KOSZTY BUDOWY I UPIĘKSZENIA DOMU (ZBIERAMY WSPÓLNIE)
AKTUALNE ZAPOTRZEBOWANIE NA SUROWCE (SPRAWDZAĆ REGULARNIE)

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